riseoftheguardian:

i honestly can’t even hear the words “tri-state area” without thinking of phineas & ferb

(Source: flynnriders, via book-answers)

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Lemony Snicket

neverendingnovels:

literarystarbucks:

Lemony Snicket goes up to the counter and orders a caffé Americano. It is bitter. The barista is armed. The man in the corner has poisoned someone’s drink. The espresso machine is on fire. Lemony Snicket begins to run down the street as the Starbucks explodes. He is being chased. He spills his coffee.

What a series of unfortunate events.

(via an-obsessive-reader)

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18 hours ago

cakeandrevolution:

cakeandrevolution:

If you’re not upset about Katniss, Tonto, or Khan being played by white people, but you are upset about Annie being played by a black girl, you’re probably racist.

And by probably I mean definitely.

(via bookmad)

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fezzingly:

batmanisagatewaydrug:

givemeunicorns:

never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.

#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after

(via bookmad)

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1 day ago

My chemistry professor today, just out of the blue. I thought it was really apropos for all college-aged individuals. (via pineapplemountain)

(via bookmad)

I’m 36 and I am at a really good place in my life right now. And when I was your age, in college, I wasn’t. So don’t you let anyone tell you that college or your 20’s should automatically be the best part of your life, or that growing up and being an adult means everything goes downhill. That’s bullshit. I am so happy right now as a middle-aged person. That’s totally a thing. So don’t worry about growing up.
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fishingboatproceeds:

Visited Funky Bones today and some young women were having a TFIOS picnic. Strange and wonderful to eavesdrop on their conversation as Alice played on the bones for the first time.

fishingboatproceeds:

Visited Funky Bones today and some young women were having a TFIOS picnic. Strange and wonderful to eavesdrop on their conversation as Alice played on the bones for the first time.

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2 days ago

youtrollthedice:

theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

(via trickortroian)

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@joylenz: “This handsome buggar… #paris @thisisjameslafferty” (x)

@joylenz: “This handsome buggar… #paris @thisisjameslafferty” (x)

(Source: otreehilldaily, via nathanshales)

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